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Can't Get There From Here;
relax, stay a while...
Created on 2003-12-12 19:43:14 (#1539637), last updated 2004-09-02
850 comments received, 906 comments posted
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200 Journal Entries, 0 Tags, 10 Memories, 0 Virtual Gifts, 15 Userpics
Basic Info| Name: | The Best Imitation of Myself; |
|---|---|
| Birthdate: | 12-21 |
| Location: | Calabasas, California, United States |
| Website: | Mark My Words; |
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ren_no_jutsuUser Number: 1539637
Date Created: 12/12/03
# of Obsessions: 1 billion
Ren is a perverted fanfiction writer, a lover of yaoi, and all things remotely anime. Pretty good at drawing, she is simply too lazy to try and get better. A genius in her own right with a kinky streak, she loves to drool all over her fellow fangirls and the occasional fanboy. She needs intense (read: death threats) motivation to finish all the stories she starts. Look at her interests for more clues.
Appearance: Brown hair (cury and unruly- now really, really short), blue eyes, 5'6", 115 lbs. In other words, Tiny Woman: The Amazingly Small Being. Looks about 12.
Special Skills: annoying those close at hand, switching from uber-seme to uber-uke in .0003 seconds, manipulating people, making everything sexual innuendo, writing nonsensical poetry, mis-using semi-colons;;;;
Weapons: a box of crackers, a pencil, and 20 gallons of DayQuil
Pet Peeves: George Bush, internet speak that is not |-|4(|<32, people who aren't dorks and PRETEND THEY ARE (RAWR, ph34r the real geeks)
That's about the longest thing I can write and stay in character. Heyas there, world. This is my journal and I no longer have the energy necessary to be witty and/or intelligent. Let me just clear up a few things. Yes, my journal is friends only, but only because my school was stalking it for a time. I add everyone who adds me. Go ahead, you know you want to. I'm an obsessive geek, a neurotic (anime/Naruto/Harry Potter) fangirl with a taste for the philosophical and perverted, a l337 nerdola computer programmer, and everything else all crammed into one overly-romantic girl. All shall bow down to the Sex Goddess of the Western Hemisphere.
Bit of a Warning for my Journal: Before you add me, you should know a few things. I'm going to be stupid, obsessive, fangirly, and generally annoying. There will be SEXUAL CONTENT (yes, I know: PERVERT!), yaoi (boyxboy), yuri (girlxgirl), possible incest, and shouta/lolli (underage s3xx0rz). Bad poetry and character pieces await you. Run on in or back right out- either way, you've been warned.
old rants at
selfassuredold poetry at
silver_necklaceI play Ino (
gin_and_lime) and Hinata(faltering_echo) at ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/community.gif){kind=small}
common_sense_rp.I play Shawn (
not_so_starving) at missed_things.I play Benjamin (
lover_ben) at intothe_fire_.I am moderater of:
irukafanclubmissed_thingsI am a charactermod of:
common_sense_rp
Thank you to
ignited for making my awesome moodtheme! And of course, all pictures come from the amazing shoebox_project!
Shoebox Project is Love
♥ The Shoebox Project is love. ♥
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aburame shino, akimichi choji, angst, anime, anko, asuma, bishounen, chouji, cloud, demon diary, dosu kinuta, doujinshi, drabble, drawing, ebisu, falling in love, fan art, fandom, fanfiction, fanfiction challenges, ficlets, fire, forbidden dance, gaara, gaaralee, gackt, gai, gekkou hayate, genjutsu, genma, gravitation, guitar, haku, harry potter, haruno sakura, hatake kakashi, heero yuy, hikaru no go, hinata, homosexuality, hoshigaki kisame, hugs, hyuga hinata, hyuga neji, ichiraku ramen, ino, inuyasha, inuzuka, inuzuka kiba, invader zim, iruka, itachi, itanaru, j-pop, j-rock, jiraiya, kakashi, kakaxiru, kankuro, kare kano, kiba, kibashika, kin tsuchi, kinjutsu, konohamaru, kunai, kurenai, leaf, lemons, love, malice mizer, manga, mist, mitarashi anko, mizuki, momochi zabuza, morino ibiki, music, mythology, nara shikamaru, naruto, naruto yaoi, naruto yuri, neji, nejilee, nejisasu, nejishika, nejishikakiba, ninja academy, ninjutsu, open-mindedness, orochimaru, perverts, piano, playing video games, poetry, queer as folk, rants, reading, rock lee, roleplaying, romance, rpgs, sakura, sand, sarutobi asuma, sasuke, sasunaru, sasuxnaru, shaman king, shaman king yaoi, shikamaru, shikamaru nara, shikamaru smut slut society, shikamaru x neji, shikanaru, shino, shoujo-ai, shounen-ai, shuriken, slash, smut, sound, standing in the rain, stone, strong-mindedness, taijutsu, tazuna, temari, tenten, trigun, tsunade, twincest, uchiha itachi, uchiha sasuke, uzumaki naruto, video games, wind, wishing on stars, writing, yakushi kabuto, yamanaka ino, yaoi, yondaime, yuri, yuuhi kurenai, zabuza, zabuzaxhaku, zaku abumi
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